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Need a Pirsch
alternative?Try Pulsetic. Cookieless Real User Monitoring with Core Web Vitals, uptime checks and status pages from $9, with a free plan to start.
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Try Pulsetic. Cookieless Real User Monitoring with Core Web Vitals, uptime checks and status pages from $9, with a free plan to start.
Credit where due: Pirsch is a developer’s analytics tool done properly. It is API-first with server-side tracking through Go, JavaScript and PHP SDKs, it is cookieless with IP addresses never stored, the breakdowns are generous, and every plan keeps unlimited data retention.
But Pirsch answers one question: where traffic came from and what it did. There is no performance data: no load times, no Core Web Vitals, no error tracking beyond 404s via events. And its traffic alerts warn when data stops flowing, which is not the same as knowing your website is down.
That’s why people searching for a Pirsch alternative land on Pulsetic: the same lightweight, cookieless, developer-minded approach, spent on measuring real load times, Core Web Vitals and downtime, with status pages included even on the free plan.
Let’s compare the two.
Cookieless either way
Both scripts are cookieless. The difference is what comes back: Pulsetic returns LCP, CLS, INP and FCP, plus load times at p50, p75 and p95, from real visits on every plan.
Uptime is not a traffic alert
Pirsch’s traffic alerts warn you when data stops flowing in. Pulsetic checks your website from outside and emails you once a second region confirms it is down. On the Solo plan it can page you by Slack, SMS, WhatsApp or phone call too, and on Team the checks run every 30 seconds from 15 regions.
Status pages from the free plan
Pulsetic includes status pages on a domain you own, three of them free, with customization, subscriber emails, incident updates and maintenance windows from $9 per month. With Pirsch you would still need a second tool for the whole uptime side of the job.
“Pulsetic has transformed my website monitoring experience with its intuitive interface and real-time tracking capabilities. I love how effortlessly I can keep tabs on my site’s performance, ensuring everything runs smoothly!”
Koen Kanters
Senior Software Engineer at ASML
Free plans
Pirsch has no free tier: a 30-day trial with no credit card, capped at 100,000 pageviews, then a paid plan. Pulsetic keeps a real free plan with 10 monitors, status pages and 1,000 RUM pageviews a month, commercial use allowed.
Paid plans
Pirsch starts at $6 for 10,000 pageviews (Standard), with funnels, A/B tests and segments from $12. Pulsetic’s alternative to Pirsch is $9 for 10,000 RUM pageviews plus 10 uptime monitors, with whitelabel and 30-second checks from $19 on the Team plan.
Data retention
Pirsch keeps your data with unlimited retention on every plan, a genuinely strong deal. Pulsetic keeps RUM analytics 3 months on Free, 1 year on Solo and Team and 5 years on Organization, with uptime history alongside.
Pirsch
Free plan / trial
Free Plan
30-day trial
Price (USD/mo)
$9
$6
Monitoring
Check time
30 sec (Team plan)
n/a
Real User Monitoring (RUM)
✕
Choice of regional data centers
n/a
SSL monitoring
✕
Keyword monitoring
✕
Ping / ICMP monitoring
✕
Port monitoring
✕
TCP monitoring
✕
Domain monitoring
✕
Cron / heartbeat monitoring
✕
Custom HTTP requests
✕
Customized responses
✕
Downtime screenshots
Team plan and up
✕
Chart annotations
✕
API
Solo plan and up
Built-in AI assistant (chat)
Solo plan and up
✕
MCP server
Solo plan and up
✕
n8n integration
Solo plan and up
✕
Cloudflare IP allowlisting
n/a
Monitoring data retention
3 mo to 5 yr by plan
n/a
Status Pages
Incident updates
Solo plan and up
✕
Status updates for subscribers via email
Solo plan and up
✕
Maintenance windows
Solo plan and up
✕
Status badges
Solo plan and up
✕
Customized domain
✕
Customized colors
Solo plan and up
✕
Customized logo
Solo plan and up
✕
Remove branding
Team plan and up
✕
Customized status page layout
Solo plan and up
✕
CSS customization
Solo plan and up
✕
Custom email sender & templates
Solo plan and up
✕
AI writing assistant
Solo plan and up
✕
Page translations
✕
Password-protected status page
Solo plan and up
✕
SSO-protected status page
Organization plan
✕
Notifications
Email alerts
Traffic alerts only
SMS alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
Phone call alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
WhatsApp alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
Slack alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
MS teams alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
Discord alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
Telegram alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
Mattermost alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
Webhooks alerts
✕
Zapier alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
Twilio alerts
Solo plan and up
✕
Datadog integration
Solo plan and up
✕
Integration with SIGNL4
Solo plan and up
✕
Analytics
See response times
n/a
Response time by location
n/a
Custom date range reports
Scheduled email reports
Web Analytics & RUM
Cookieless tracking
Core Web Vitals (field data)
✕
Load time percentiles (p50/p75/p95)
✕
JS error tracking
✕
Realtime visitors
Traffic breakdowns (pages, geo, devices)
Goals / custom events
✕
Analytics data retention
3 mo to 5 yr by plan
Unlimited
Self-hostable
✕
Enterprise only
Security
Two-factor authentication
Not documented
Single Sign-On (SAML)
Organization plan
Enterprise only
Role-based access
Team plan and up
Support
Chat
✕
Human Support
AI Support
✕
Helpdesk Articles
Email Support
Comparison based on publicly available information as of September 2026. Features and pricing change frequently, so please verify current details on each provider’s website.
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Developer-focused, privacy-friendly analytics. It is API-first with server-side tracking through Go, JavaScript and PHP SDKs, the breakdowns are generous (pages, entry and exit pages, channels, UTM, geo down to city level), every plan keeps unlimited data retention, and it starts at just $6 a month. Pulsetic asks a different question: not where traffic came from, but how fast the website was and whether it was up at all.
$6 per month for 10,000 pageviews (Standard) and $12 for Plus, which adds unlimited pageviews, funnels, A/B tests and segments. There is a 30-day trial with no credit card required, capped at 100,000 pageviews, but no free tier. Pulsetic starts free, and its $9 Solo plan includes 10,000 RUM pageviews a month plus 10 uptime monitors and status pages.
No. Pirsch has no performance reporting: no load times, no Core Web Vitals, and no error tracking beyond 404s captured via events. It measures traffic, not experience. Pulsetic records LCP, CLS, INP, FCP and load time percentiles (p50, p75, p95) from real visits, on every plan.
No. Pirsch offers traffic alerts, but those are data-gap warnings: they fire when analytics data stops flowing, not when an external check fails, and there are no status pages. Pulsetic runs external checks as often as every 30 seconds from 15 regions on the Team plan. Every plan alerts by email and webhook, and Solo adds Slack, Microsoft Teams, Discord, Telegram, SMS, WhatsApp and phone calls.
No. Pulsetic does not track goals, custom events, funnels or UTM campaigns, and it does not count unique visitors. If your work depends on that reporting, keep Pirsch for it. Both scripts are cookieless, so many teams run the two side by side: Pirsch for traffic, Pulsetic for performance and uptime.
No. Like Pirsch, Pulsetic sets no cookies; it also keeps no client-side visitor identifier at all, because it does not need to count unique visitors. Nothing is written to localStorage. The script sends up to two small performance beacons per pageview, with no sampling.
Pirsch wins this one outright: unlimited retention on every plan, which is rare at its price. Pulsetic keeps RUM analytics for 3 months on Free, 1 year on Solo and Team and 5 years on Organization, alongside your uptime history. For most performance work recent percentiles matter more than old ones, but if you need years of raw analytics, Pirsch has the stronger offer.
When the questions you are asking change: you care less about channels and campaigns and more about why the website felt slow, whether Core Web Vitals pass, and who tells you when it goes down. Pulsetic answers those from its free plan, includes status pages, and costs $9 for the same 10,000 pageviews. If you need both sets of answers, the two scripts coexist happily.
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