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Pulsetic vs Simple Analytics: the breakdown

Credit where due: if you run Simple Analytics, you already chose privacy. It is EU-hosted and independent, sets no cookies, uses no localStorage or fingerprinting, drops IP addresses entirely, and even offers a free plan with unlimited pageviews under fair use. All from a 3 KB script.

But Simple Analytics answers one question: how many people visited. There is no performance data at all: no load times, no Core Web Vitals, no error tracking. Geo stops at country level (it is derived from the timezone), the free plan keeps just 30 days of history, and when your site goes down, nothing warns you.

That’s why people searching for a Simple Analytics alternative land on Pulsetic: the same cookieless, lightweight philosophy, spent on real load times, Core Web Vitals and downtime, with uptime checks and status pages included from the free plan.

Let’s compare the two.

  • Performance data your counter never had

    Performance data your counter never had

    Simple Analytics counts visits and referrers but has no performance reporting at all. Pulsetic measures LCP, CLS, INP, FCP and load time percentiles (p50, p75, p95) from every real visit, in every browser.

  • Know the moment you are down

    Know the moment you’re down

    During an outage, an analytics dashboard just shows fewer visitors. Pulsetic checks your site every 30 seconds from up to 15 regions and alerts you by Slack, Teams, Discord, Telegram, email, SMS or phone call.

  • A status page included from $9

    A status page included from $9

    Pulsetic bundles customizable status pages with subscriber emails, incident updates and maintenance windows. With Simple Analytics you would still need a second tool for the whole uptime side of the job.

  • “Pulsetic has transformed my website monitoring experience with its intuitive interface and real-time tracking capabilities. I love how effortlessly I can keep tabs on my site’s performance, ensuring everything runs smoothly!”

  • Koen Kanters

    Koen Kanters

    Senior Software Engineer at ASML

Pricing: Pulsetic vs Simple Analytics

  • Free plans

    Simple Analytics’ free plan is generous on volume: unlimited pageviews under fair use on 5 sites, but only 30 days of history and a required badge. Pulsetic’s free plan includes 10 monitors, status pages and 1,000 RUM pageviews a month, commercial use allowed.

  • Paid plans

    Simple Analytics starts at €20 a month (about $23) for 100,000 datapoints. Pulsetic’s alternative to Simple Analytics starts at $9 for 10,000 RUM pageviews plus uptime monitors and status pages, with whitelabel and 30-second checks from $19.

  • Data retention

    Simple Analytics keeps 30 days of history on the free plan and retains paid data while you stay subscribed. Pulsetic keeps RUM data 3 months on Free, 1 year on Solo and Team and 5 years on Organization, with uptime history alongside.

Feature comparison

PulseticPulsetic

Simple Analytics

Free plan / trial

Free Plan

Free Plan (30-day history)

Price (USD/mo)

$9

€20 (~$23)

Monitoring

Check time

30 sec

n/a

Real User Monitoring (RUM)

Choice of regional data centers

n/a

SSL monitoring

Keyword monitoring

Ping / ICMP monitoring

Port monitoring

TCP monitoring

Domain monitoring

Cron / heartbeat monitoring

Custom HTTP requests

Customized responses

API

MCP server

n8n integration

Cloudflare IP allowlisting

n/a

Monitoring data retention

Up to 5 yr

n/a

Status Pages

Incident updates

Status updates for subscribers via email

Maintenance windows

Status badges

Customized domain

Customized colors

Customized logo

Remove branding

Customized status page layout

CSS customization

Custom email sender & templates

AI writing assistant

Page translations

Password-protected status page

Notifications

Email alerts

SMS alerts

Phone call alerts

Slack alerts

MS teams alerts

Discord alerts

Telegram alerts

Mattermost alerts

Webhooks alerts

Zapier alerts

Twilio alerts

Datadog integration

Integration with SIGNL4

Analytics

See response times

n/a

Response time by location

n/a

Custom date range reports

Scheduled email reports

Web Analytics & RUM

Cookieless tracking

Tracking script size

Under 4 KB

3 KB

Core Web Vitals (field data)

Load time percentiles (p50/p75/p95)

JS error tracking

Realtime visitors

Traffic breakdowns (pages, geo, devices)

Country-level geo

Goals / custom events

Analytics data retention

3 mo - 5 yr by plan

While subscribed

Self-hostable

Security

Two-factor authentication

Single Sign-On (SAML)

Enterprise only

Role-based access

Not documented

Support

Chat

Human Support

AI Support

Helpdesk Articles

Email Support

Comparison based on publicly available information as of July 2026. Features and pricing change frequently, so please verify current details on each provider’s website.

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And there’s more in Pulsetic’s free plan…

  • See where your website is loading slowly

    See where your website is loading slowly

    We’ll check your website response times from different locations around the world, so you know if there’s an issue in a particular region.

  • Alerts wherever you want them

    Alerts wherever you want them

    Pulsetic lets you know the moment your website is down, through Slack, Telegram groups, Webhooks, email, SMS or voice call.

  • Never let your SSL expire again

    Never let your SSL expire again

    We’ll let you know when it’s time to update your SSL certificate - so you can renew it before customers are seeing error messages.

  • Keep the privacy, add the missing half: real load times, Core Web Vitals and uptime from $9.

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Frequently asked questions

  • What is Simple Analytics best at?

    Privacy taken seriously. Simple Analytics is EU-hosted, sets no cookies, uses no localStorage or fingerprinting, and drops IP addresses entirely; location is derived from the browser timezone. The 3 KB script covers pages, referrers with UTM tracking, devices, browsers and OS, and goals, custom events and multi-step funnels are included. Pulsetic asks a different question: not how many people visited, but how fast the site was for them and whether it was up at all.

  • How much does Simple Analytics cost?

    Paid plans start at €20 per month (about $23) for 100,000 datapoints, billed in euros. There is also a real free plan: 1 user, 5 websites and unlimited pageviews under fair use, but with only 30 days of history and a required badge on your site, plus a 14-day trial of the paid features. Pulsetic starts free too, and its $9 Solo plan includes 10,000 RUM pageviews a month plus 10 uptime monitors and status pages.

  • Does Simple Analytics measure page speed or Core Web Vitals?

    No. Simple Analytics has no performance reporting at all: no load times, no Core Web Vitals, no error tracking. Realtime is a basic live-pageviews ticker covering roughly the last 60 seconds. Pulsetic records LCP, CLS, INP, FCP and load time percentiles (p50, p75, p95) from every real visit, on every plan.

  • Can Simple Analytics tell me when my website is down?

    No. Simple Analytics is analytics only: no uptime monitoring, no alerting, no status pages. During an outage the dashboard just shows traffic dropping. Pulsetic checks your site every 30 seconds from up to 15 regions and alerts you via Slack, Microsoft Teams, Discord, Telegram, email, SMS or phone call.

  • Is Pulsetic a drop-in replacement for Simple Analytics?

    No. Pulsetic does not track goals, custom events, funnels or UTM campaigns, so if your work depends on conversion reporting, keep Simple Analytics for it. Both scripts are small and cookieless, so many teams run the two side by side: Simple Analytics for traffic questions, Pulsetic for performance and uptime.

  • Does Pulsetic's tracking script use cookies?

    No. Like Simple Analytics, Pulsetic sets no cookies and writes nothing to localStorage. It goes a step further: there is no client-side visitor identifier at all, because Pulsetic does not need to count unique visitors. The script is under 4 KB and sends a single beacon per pageview, with no sampling.

  • How do the free plans compare?

    They trade different things. Simple Analytics gives you unlimited pageviews under fair use on up to 5 sites, but keeps only 30 days of history and requires a badge on your site. Pulsetic's free plan caps RUM at 1,000 pageviews a month but includes 10 uptime monitors and status pages, keeps 3 months of history, and allows commercial use.

  • When should I switch from Simple Analytics to Pulsetic?

    When the questions you are asking change: you care less about how many people visited and more about why the site felt slow, whether Core Web Vitals pass, and who tells you when it goes down. Pulsetic answers those from $9, includes status pages, and has a free plan to start. If you need both sets of answers, the two scripts coexist happily.