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Need a Simple Analytics
alternative?Try Pulsetic. The same cookieless spirit, spent on real load times, Core Web Vitals, uptime checks and status pages from $9 - plus a free plan to start.
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Try Pulsetic. The same cookieless spirit, spent on real load times, Core Web Vitals, uptime checks and status pages from $9 - plus a free plan to start.
Credit where due: if you run Simple Analytics, you already chose privacy. It is EU-hosted and independent, sets no cookies, uses no localStorage or fingerprinting, drops IP addresses entirely, and even offers a free plan with unlimited pageviews under fair use. All from a 3 KB script.
But Simple Analytics answers one question: how many people visited. There is no performance data at all: no load times, no Core Web Vitals, no error tracking. Geo stops at country level (it is derived from the timezone), the free plan keeps just 30 days of history, and when your site goes down, nothing warns you.
That’s why people searching for a Simple Analytics alternative land on Pulsetic: the same cookieless, lightweight philosophy, spent on real load times, Core Web Vitals and downtime, with uptime checks and status pages included from the free plan.
Let’s compare the two.
Performance data your counter never had
Simple Analytics counts visits and referrers but has no performance reporting at all. Pulsetic measures LCP, CLS, INP, FCP and load time percentiles (p50, p75, p95) from every real visit, in every browser.
Know the moment you’re down
During an outage, an analytics dashboard just shows fewer visitors. Pulsetic checks your site every 30 seconds from up to 15 regions and alerts you by Slack, Teams, Discord, Telegram, email, SMS or phone call.
A status page included from $9
Pulsetic bundles customizable status pages with subscriber emails, incident updates and maintenance windows. With Simple Analytics you would still need a second tool for the whole uptime side of the job.
“Pulsetic has transformed my website monitoring experience with its intuitive interface and real-time tracking capabilities. I love how effortlessly I can keep tabs on my site’s performance, ensuring everything runs smoothly!”
Koen Kanters
Senior Software Engineer at ASML
Free plans
Simple Analytics’ free plan is generous on volume: unlimited pageviews under fair use on 5 sites, but only 30 days of history and a required badge. Pulsetic’s free plan includes 10 monitors, status pages and 1,000 RUM pageviews a month, commercial use allowed.
Paid plans
Simple Analytics starts at €20 a month (about $23) for 100,000 datapoints. Pulsetic’s alternative to Simple Analytics starts at $9 for 10,000 RUM pageviews plus uptime monitors and status pages, with whitelabel and 30-second checks from $19.
Data retention
Simple Analytics keeps 30 days of history on the free plan and retains paid data while you stay subscribed. Pulsetic keeps RUM data 3 months on Free, 1 year on Solo and Team and 5 years on Organization, with uptime history alongside.
Simple Analytics
Free plan / trial
Free Plan
Free Plan (30-day history)
Price (USD/mo)
$9
€20 (~$23)
Monitoring
Check time
30 sec
n/a
Real User Monitoring (RUM)
✕
Choice of regional data centers
n/a
SSL monitoring
✕
Keyword monitoring
✕
Ping / ICMP monitoring
✕
Port monitoring
✕
TCP monitoring
✕
Domain monitoring
✕
Cron / heartbeat monitoring
✕
Custom HTTP requests
✕
Customized responses
✕
API
MCP server
✕
n8n integration
✕
Cloudflare IP allowlisting
n/a
Monitoring data retention
Up to 5 yr
n/a
Status Pages
Incident updates
✕
Status updates for subscribers via email
✕
Maintenance windows
✕
Status badges
✕
Customized domain
✕
Customized colors
✕
Customized logo
✕
Remove branding
✕
Customized status page layout
✕
CSS customization
✕
Custom email sender & templates
✕
AI writing assistant
✕
Page translations
✕
Password-protected status page
✕
Notifications
Email alerts
✕
SMS alerts
✕
Phone call alerts
✕
Slack alerts
✕
MS teams alerts
✕
Discord alerts
✕
Telegram alerts
✕
Mattermost alerts
✕
Webhooks alerts
✕
Zapier alerts
✕
Twilio alerts
✕
Datadog integration
✕
Integration with SIGNL4
✕
Analytics
See response times
n/a
Response time by location
n/a
Custom date range reports
Scheduled email reports
Web Analytics & RUM
Cookieless tracking
Tracking script size
Under 4 KB
3 KB
Core Web Vitals (field data)
✕
Load time percentiles (p50/p75/p95)
✕
JS error tracking
✕
Realtime visitors
Traffic breakdowns (pages, geo, devices)
Country-level geo
Goals / custom events
✕
Analytics data retention
3 mo - 5 yr by plan
While subscribed
Self-hostable
✕
✕
Security
Two-factor authentication
✕
Single Sign-On (SAML)
Enterprise only
Role-based access
Not documented
Support
Chat
✕
Human Support
AI Support
✕
Helpdesk Articles
Email Support
Comparison based on publicly available information as of July 2026. Features and pricing change frequently, so please verify current details on each provider’s website.
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Privacy taken seriously. Simple Analytics is EU-hosted, sets no cookies, uses no localStorage or fingerprinting, and drops IP addresses entirely; location is derived from the browser timezone. The 3 KB script covers pages, referrers with UTM tracking, devices, browsers and OS, and goals, custom events and multi-step funnels are included. Pulsetic asks a different question: not how many people visited, but how fast the site was for them and whether it was up at all.
Paid plans start at €20 per month (about $23) for 100,000 datapoints, billed in euros. There is also a real free plan: 1 user, 5 websites and unlimited pageviews under fair use, but with only 30 days of history and a required badge on your site, plus a 14-day trial of the paid features. Pulsetic starts free too, and its $9 Solo plan includes 10,000 RUM pageviews a month plus 10 uptime monitors and status pages.
No. Simple Analytics has no performance reporting at all: no load times, no Core Web Vitals, no error tracking. Realtime is a basic live-pageviews ticker covering roughly the last 60 seconds. Pulsetic records LCP, CLS, INP, FCP and load time percentiles (p50, p75, p95) from every real visit, on every plan.
No. Simple Analytics is analytics only: no uptime monitoring, no alerting, no status pages. During an outage the dashboard just shows traffic dropping. Pulsetic checks your site every 30 seconds from up to 15 regions and alerts you via Slack, Microsoft Teams, Discord, Telegram, email, SMS or phone call.
No. Pulsetic does not track goals, custom events, funnels or UTM campaigns, so if your work depends on conversion reporting, keep Simple Analytics for it. Both scripts are small and cookieless, so many teams run the two side by side: Simple Analytics for traffic questions, Pulsetic for performance and uptime.
No. Like Simple Analytics, Pulsetic sets no cookies and writes nothing to localStorage. It goes a step further: there is no client-side visitor identifier at all, because Pulsetic does not need to count unique visitors. The script is under 4 KB and sends a single beacon per pageview, with no sampling.
They trade different things. Simple Analytics gives you unlimited pageviews under fair use on up to 5 sites, but keeps only 30 days of history and requires a badge on your site. Pulsetic's free plan caps RUM at 1,000 pageviews a month but includes 10 uptime monitors and status pages, keeps 3 months of history, and allows commercial use.
When the questions you are asking change: you care less about how many people visited and more about why the site felt slow, whether Core Web Vitals pass, and who tells you when it goes down. Pulsetic answers those from $9, includes status pages, and has a free plan to start. If you need both sets of answers, the two scripts coexist happily.
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